A couple of young men enter a chocolate store. While they are in the store, one of the young men steals three chocolate bars.When they leave the store, the young man brags about stealing the three candy bars. "I'm the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me." He shows his friend the three candy bars and then puts them back into his jacket pocket. The second young man says that he can top that. "Let's go back into the candy store, and I'll show you."
The two young men return to the store. They walk up to the counter and second young man asks if the clerk would like to see some magic. Of course he would. The young man says, "Give me a chocolate bar." The clerk complies and he eats it. He asks for a second candy bar and then a third which the clerk provides and which he eats. After the third candy bar, the clerk is getting suspicious. "OK, where is the magic?"
"Look in my friend's jacket pocket. You will find all three."George Pierce | Press Release: Have you ever accidentally said the wrong thing?
I love it. Very well stated.
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